'Honey. You can't have a Creme Brûlée frap WITH cream.'

I’ll be honest, I tried for all of minutes to fit into the notorious ‘LA lifestyle.’ As I stood in the first of many Starbucks queues in Laguna Beach, I began a mental game of tennis, eyes flicking from the seasonal frap board to the classics, and then a second wave of panic came over me: ‘Do I join the incessant request to ‘Make that a skinny,’ or do I go with my gut and not be a pedantic sheep.’ I was a pedantic sheep, but not just any old, I’m sure i made them all snigger when I probably made customer history in asking for a skinny Crème brûlée frap with cream. I was understandably shot down by the glowing honey who was serving me, who definately takes hers black, one sweetener.